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A bit of humour

Thought I’d start a thread to make people smile.
I pinched these off another forum. Hey I’m from Australia, it’s in my blood. :sunglasses:

A self-isolation quarantine diary

Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4 - 8 PM Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots.
Day 6 - I get to take out the garbage. I’m so exited, I can’t decide what to wear!
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen.” You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I don’t know how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. He seems like a nice guy. He’s a web designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my refrigerator just said “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm, The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month. Is this you yet?
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Thanks salvo.

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Thanks for the great medicine @skeggley humor is a great fix in fighting the boredom, that and a glass or three of wine is both good. Looking in my mirror wanting an intelligent conversation just doesn’t cut it. :smiley:
Cheers

More?

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But think about the consequences!!!

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The thought just crossed my mind. Why the hell did I use a chain saw to cut a dozen or so trees.
If I’d used the axe like my dad did, I would have another 10 days at least fully occupied, too tired to have more than a couple of wines, too tired to put the question to SWMBO :innocent: and sleep like a baby at night. :blush:

Mind you if I used the axe I may have been flattened after being run over by a gigantic rolling pin.

I’m on day 14 today and time (well only 5 mins off 3:00 PM) to have a G&T. Much too early for me to open a bottle of wine. Still have to have a clear mind to plan Day 15 eh :joy: :joy:

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A bit of sport for those missing it.

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Hilarious!!! Thanks skegs, much needed :+1:
Here’s a few more:

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I see your silly masks Eva and raise you social distancing.

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I call

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Just love it. What the world needs now is Love …Cross Love out insert laughter

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They missed an opportunity with that meme,

…Butt, you’re quarantined!

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